Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? Q: What did one titration say to the other? Every chemist deserves a break. Ionic Bond. Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?A: Separation anxiety. A: HeHe. Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?A: Carbon. Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?A: To reduce his carbon footprint. what's the typical response?A:C over lambda. Chemical reaction are an imperative part of our lives and the things that happen in our known universe. The cop says: ” Do you know how fast you were going? Chemical compounds do not make for very catchy names, so we often know them by a simpler name. OMg, When I learned how many electrons an oxygen atom needs to fill its first orbital, I was like :O. Best to enjoy them from the protection of your computer screen. Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?A: H2O cubed. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything. After drying the initial components, NI3 forms, which is a very reactive compound. If you are smart enough to explain what nuclear fusion is, but also nasty enough to laugh at some naughty jokes, these ones are especially for you! Squirt liquid soap in water and stir it. He just couldn’t put it down. (your victim may assume “arrrrgon”. Sodium Polyacrylate is a superabsorbent polymer. Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?A: He got Avogadro's number! A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. No, really, I need some sodium ethyl xanthenes for my chemistry project. Pharaoh’s snake is a simple demonstration of firework. 7. Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?How did it go?It went OK2! Wanna something organic? Be sure that they’ll like it and give you the sweetest reward! The reactants in the reaction are rapidly decomposing in the combustion process. Goodness knows chemistry is perfect for making hilarious wordplays! Q: What’s wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? He said NaBrO. To initiate the reaction, three colorless solutions are mixed together. A: OH SNaP! 1 0 obj The three solutions required for this observation are diluted mixture of Sulfuric Acid (H2SO4) and Potassium Iodate (KIO3), a diluted mixture of Malonic Acid (HOOOCCH2COOH), Manganese Sulfate Monohydrate (MnSO4. "Helium doesn't react. Believe us that scientific puns can be really, really nice. x�}�Oh�Pǿ���t2p�1T���C;��2/��mu�����di�ƥILҪcģsG�T���$��oE'��E�CaP����ɰ��������{��h�D��B. The reaction produces a bright blue flash and the obvious woofing sound. Can you imagine some weird but hilarious situations related to chemistry? However, when it is heated, it causes a huge expansion in the molecular structure. What is H2O4?Drinking. They really bonded. Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am”. What’s the difference between chemistry jokes and physics jokes? Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. !”Centrifuge replies “Oh, he’s just cloning around”, Two atoms are walking down the street one says to the other “I’ve lost an electron!”, second atom says “Are you sure?”, first atom says “I’m positive!”. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?He just couldn't put it down. In less scientific terms, when heated, calcium gluconate rapidly decomposes. Once chilled, the bottle can be slowly taken out and tapped at the bottom or at the sides to kick the crystallization process. For the best experience on our site, be sure to turn on Javascript in your browser. To neutralize the enemy’s base! %PDF-1.3 Then move on to more difficult conditions. A neutron walks into a bar. Well, dear boys and girls, it’s time for nasty puns! If yes, just do the same – be sure that they will make you smile! [ 0 0 612 792 ] >> As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. Two electrons are sitting in a jail cell. When ammonium dichromate is ignited, it decomposes exothermically producing sparks, ash, steam, and nitrogen. Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?A: HeHe. Cooling Helium to reach its lambda point (-271°C) will make it a superfluid is known as Helium II. Make the edges of the bowl wet using fingers and add dry ice to the solution. Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?A: It went OK. We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically! When Mercury thiocyanate is ignited, it decomposes into three products, and each one of them again breaks into another three substances. The external energy provided in the form of a tap or hit will cause the supercool water molecules to form solid crystals through nucleation and will start a chain reaction to crystallize the water throughout the bottle. Yo profile pic is so ugly, not even Fluorine would bond with you. The soapy water traps the oxygen, a product of the reaction, and creates many bubbles. Who said that jokes have to be long to be hilarious? Dry ice is always a fun-to-use substance for a variety of experiments. Chemists do it periodically on the table. Q: What is the chemical formula for diarrhea? So, dear chemists tell these gags to your colleagues and don’t forget about the lab safety. I’ve been reading this book about Helium, I just can’t put it down!